I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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