guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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