I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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