It's Friday. Sex?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
