i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
They took my balls.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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