: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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