how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize