fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Randomize
