fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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