She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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