Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
soo... how was my night?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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