Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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