Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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