I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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