Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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