Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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