i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
