I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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