it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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