So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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