Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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