Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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