I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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