i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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Actions speak louder than pants.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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