omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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