we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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