And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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