Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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