Where did you get a picture of my penis
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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