she looked like the before picture.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I can't turn off my feet"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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