Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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