We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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