my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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