they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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