i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.