this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now