return my video game
You can't special order awesome
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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