i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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