wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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