you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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