I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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