ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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