fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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