Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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