I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
