In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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