I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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