on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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