Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
there was a trapeze. enough said
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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