why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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