i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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