sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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