Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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