Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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