butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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