Your tits are I can't wait for
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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